when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead


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how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know


I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck

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  • Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
  • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
  • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
  • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
  • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
  • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!
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Mermaid auditions at the Disneyland Hotel

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Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

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Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural…

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Yo Nicki is legit fed up with people talking about her ass, though. Look at her face yo. She is genuinely INSULTED and not having it.

Like this is a woman who just likes what she does and all anyone can ever focus on is her fucking ass and the fact she got ass shots or whatever. She’s not stupid. Give it a fucking rest.

James Franco is a piece of shit. Because the only “value” or “talent” a Black woman could ever possess is her body or her ass, am I right? Fuck Franco and people who spout the same shit.

Did any of you actually watch the video?

The whole interview with her and with Iggy Azalea was done along the lines of the "Between Two Ferns" skit, where the interviewer is supposed to ask stupid, antagonizing questions (while acting clueless about it), the person being interviewed is in on it, and they respond with snark or hostility.

I mean, for Christ’s sake, he acted confused that Nicki Manaj’s song was “Superbass” not “superb ass”.

What you’re seeing here is James Franco doing that thing he does that is his job: Acting.

Also, what you see here is Nicki Manaj doing the same thing; it’s scripted responses in response to the scripted questions he’s asking for the purposes of basically doing a knockoff of Between Two Ferns, are you actually that stupid?

He’s not even playing himself, he’s an interviewer named Dave Skylark.

Just in case you’re too stupid to understand: These gifs are not from a serious interview, they’re from a comedy skit done by MTV.

In celebration of the 2014 Video Music Awards MTV tasked Entertainment tabloid TV host, Dave Skylark , and his dynamic production team lead by Aaron Rapoport, to sit down with some of this year’s biggest VMA celebrities. In this half-hour special Skylark literally gets up close-and-personal with VMA performers Nicki Minaj and Iggy Azalea, and VMA nominee Jason Derulo to ask the questions people REALLY want to know.

In the action-comedy The Interview, Dave Skylark (James Franco) and his producer Aaron Rapoport (Seth Rogen) run the popular celebrity tabloid TV show “Skylark Tonight.” When they discover that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is a fan of the show, they land an interview with him in an attempt to legitimize themselves as journalists. As Dave and Aaron prepare to travel to Pyongyang, their plans change when the CIA recruits them, perhaps the most unlikely candidates, to “take out” Kim Jong-un. In theaters December 25. Learn more at TheInterview-Movie.com

How utterly stupid and gullible are all you people who thought it was a serious interview?

this reminds me of that one time people made that gif of lady gaga and put text over it saying she called adele fat and everyone believed it

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A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.






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